Dear Tom Glavine,
Please make up your freakin' mind already.
Sincerely,
Talking Chop
Dear John Schuerholz,
Please offer Tom Glavine a one year contract for $6 million and tell him that's all you're going to offer him, and that he has 48 hours to agree or disagree, and then call a press conference and tell us what was decided.
Sincerely,
Talking Chop
Dear New York Media,
Have you nothing better to write about? Is it really worth spending another day rehashing the fact that Glavine hasn't made up his mind yet? Please focus your attention away from Glavine and back to where it should be...on A-Rod.
Sincerely,
Talking Chop