From the Twitter feed of fauxfrankwren, which has been a comedic bonanza lately, including this beaut:
Omar owed me a STBNL (Solid To Be Named Later) in the Frenchy trade, so he agreed to pick up Acosta & pitch him against us late in the year.
I was gonna make the analogy that Acosta is like Oliver Perez in the bullpen, but not as good. The Francoeur and Acosta moves may be the gifts that keep on giving.