Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spends his days counting
In a garage by the motorway
And apparently others like his money too:
A Miami-Dade Circuit Court judge issued an order Monday to garnish ex-Washington Nationals pitcher Livan Hernandez‘s wages with the Atlanta Braves. Hernandez owes SunTrust Bank $469,387.22 from a line of credit and promissory note, according to a summary judgment entered against him in October.
I'm just glad the Braves can help... also, good excuse to embed this song. So now you, like I, will be singing it all day.
I could have also gone with a "garnish" theme for this post, saying something along the lines of "Livan likes lots of garnish, clearly."