Filed under: The Fauxny Pages: In Jair We Trust By Fauxfrankwren Jun 22, 2012, 8:09am EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: The Fauxny Pages: In Jair We Trust Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email From the desk of the Unreal GM of the Atlanta Braves, @fauxfrankwren... tonight's pitching mound is equipped with a trap door that can be activated by Braves management if it gets too ugly out there for JJ. More From Battery Power Braves News: Braves deal Marco Gonzales, 2024 MLB Draft picks, and more Braves trade Marco Gonzales and cash to the Pirates for a player to be named later Braves Offseason Tracker: Free Agents, Roster Moves, Storylines and more Alex Anthopoulos: ‘We’re looking to add, we’re not looking to subtract’ Braves have the 24th pick in the 2024 MLB Draft Names to watch for the Rule 5 draft: 2023 edition