Tuesday night open thread, 2/7/2023

Tuesdays are for hauling spare mattresses and box springs back inside, after your wife told you that you should definitely take them on the porch over the weekend because she’s going to post on Craigslist that they’re free on the curb, and then no one picked them up, so you need to bring them inside to avoid a fine from the town, which recently banned curbside collection of mattresses and box springs. That was a long sentence, phew.

I hope you did something more productive and/or interesting with your last 25 minutes.

I’ll think of trivia eventually, but not before this post goes up.